Day 8: Daily Double
- Sonic36321
- May 23, 2016
- 2 min read

Not lovin' it, Candidates*cough* Trump*cough*
Hi, it's Sonic36321 and WELL-COME!!!, to the Singeing Station! Today, we have a Daily Double! Yeah, a Daily Double from McTrump's (once Mr. Annoying Orange becomes president, this will happen)! Speaking of McTrump's, let's separate those two words to our Daily Double…
Topic 1: Presidency
From what noticed, this year's candidates were a bunch of wimps that think that they can't beat The Big, Fat Giant: Mr. Orange Chicken Trump! Or is that soy sauce that he takes a bath in… Except I noticed that there are some actual people that actually face him like a man (and Wo-man): Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, and John Kasich. In case you're wondering why I'd didn't add Ted Cruz is because he gave in last. So close to beating Trump and decided to give in. At least we know who standing against who! Bernie is after Clinton and Kasich is After Trump, and obviously vise versa. But the thing that I noticed is how every single stupid American is voting for Trump just because he's famous for being on TV! I betcha $21 that they are also going to vote stupid black a-- Kanye West just because he is also on TV!
Topic 2: McDonald's McCancer
All the ranting about Trump made me hungry. I'm going to have a Daily Double at McDonald's (my McFave). I've heard that the stuff in McDonald's burgers can give you cancer. “ No. I don't have time for cancer to be in my body.” Yeah, well guess what: It's real! You better at least look it up to make sure that no one's died from it,or consult your doctor to make sure that you won't die from it either...
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