Day 31: Graduation, then Summer

Take a huge whiff, Class of 2018. You smell that? That's the smell of no more homework, no more waking up early, no more going to classes, and no more being able to see your friends for a very long time. Now some of you may be saying " But I miss school! I like to go there! It's so much fun!". And to that, I say "You're crazy for wanting to go back to a place where you are forced to get up at 6:00 in the morning and rush to the living hell for teenagers!" But, I'm not gonna insult you on it. Many people have certain memories at their school: First crush, first relationship, first break-up, new friends, ideas for something new, mess-ups, fix-ups, and bullies. But now, you can enjoy your life. Free roam. Go crazy.

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